This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
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this sounds like the intro theme song to a children’s show about kanye west going on adventures and respecting the sanctity of nap time
Hey everybody! So this is me holding a sign and you may be wondering…what slaughter? Is this another post about Gaza? And I’m here to say, no it’s not. While the atrocities occurring in Gaza are brutal and unacceptable I’m here to talk about another issue that the media FAILS TO COVER IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. If you haven’t heard already, there is a new terrorist group called Isis emerging from Iraq. While terrorism is horrible for everybody and everything, it is especially bad for the indigenous Christians who are being FORCED TO CONVERT TO ISLAM OR BE SLAUGHTERED. Ten years ago there were 1.5 million Assyrians (the majority of Christians in the region), now there are only 400,000. Since the media fails to cover this BRUTALITY, I need you guys…TUMBLR I NEED YOU ALL TO SIGNAL BOOST THIS. Christians are being FORCED OUT OF THEIR HOMES. Women are being RAPED. Children are ORPHANED. They even have the audacity to CRUCIFY two teenagers who refused to convert. And all I ask is for you all to reblog this. TUMBLR THIS IS A GENOCIDE AND THESE PEOPLE ARE BEING SILENCED, BE THEIR VOICE. STOP ISIS NOW.
"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source
I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend